Whenever someone follows me:
ARE YOU LOST
ARE YOU SURE
DID YOU CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON BY MISTAKE
DID SOMEONE PAY YOU
DID MY MOM SEND YOU
Kapag ang teacher ay nag-walk out...
Elementary:
*Kinakabahan ang pupils.*
High School:
*Nagsisisihan.*
College:
Okay! Uwian na! Hoyyy! 'Yung attendance, sulat mo na lang ako! Pirmahan mo na rin! Thank you! Bye!
friend:
there's a life outside the internet
me:
link me
TUMBLR
day off:
tumblr
need to study:
tumblr
shitty weather:
tumblr
wonderful and sunny weather:
tumblr
plans with other people:
tumblr
in class:
tumblr
supposed to be sleeping:
tumblr
on the bus:
tumblr
the apocalypse:
tumblr
during my own funeral:
tumblr
tumblr:
tumblr
tumblr isn't working:
stare at tumblr until it does
Boy: babe, tingnan mo oh! may patay na bird!
Girl: (tumingala) saan babe?
Boy: so, lumilipad yung patay na bird?
every single day
me:
i'm tired
dad:
it's because of your computer
me:
my eye hurts
mom:
your computer
me:
i'm hungry
parents:
computer
Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.
SUPERB!
Teacher:
Why did you not study?
Me:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
